HOW MENTALLY ILL AM I?


[X] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you. (More like swore at it)
[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[X] You have ran into a tree/bush
[ ] You have been called a blond

TOTAL: 4

[X] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow
[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody
[ ] You just sang them to make sure
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 8

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it
[X] You type with three fingers or less.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose .
[X] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 10

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class.
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[X] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.

TOTAL: 12

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math
[X] You have eaten a bug accidentally (stupid ants)
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[X] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time

TOTAL: 16

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[X] You break a lot of things.
[ ] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before
[ ] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling
[X] The word “um” is used frequently.
[ ] You don’t know what “um” means
[X] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[X] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin

TOTAL: 21
NOW, take all of your totals, add them together, and multiply by 4.
Then re-post as: "I am --% Mentally ill."

I am 84% mentally ill.

I expected a higher number.